Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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