I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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