So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
