I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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