If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
