I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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