Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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