You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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