The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I love black thongs
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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