I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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