So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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