so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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