theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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