i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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