If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
