So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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