hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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