I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
