oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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