I think im going to throw up on grandma
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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