so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
