This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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