This girl is more easily done than said...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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