he puts the penis in happiness.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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