Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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