Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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