watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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