going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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