I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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