Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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