What a fucking waste of an outfit
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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