I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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