You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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