everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
