Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Damn victory sex feels great
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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