i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
you never un-have a 4some
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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