oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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