I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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