Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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