Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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