she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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