happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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