drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
