Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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