Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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