In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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