is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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