No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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