STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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