Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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