Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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