Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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