As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
